The Headless Ghost by Django Perks.

If there was one story I'd like to state,
It would be about why I was late.
So, here I am to celebrate,
The joys of being a headless date.

I met her down in the pub.
It was half past seven, I'd had some grub.
She really did look very sweet,
But I was late to the meet and greet.

Like I've said,
I'm a headless date,
So I don't know why
I was so late.

I don't really know
Why I really did go.
It wasn't for a kiss.
I have no lips.

I don't know why I was so late.
As I say, I'm a headless date.
So, I shall stop blathering on.
I think the date's back on.






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